Hey! Don't change the channel!
You don't want to miss what's coming up!
There's a girl who can assess the cash value of every man she looks at.
Today's lecture will be about dealing with her!
The eyes of the students bear uncut diamonds.
Junichiro Kagami, the Ultimate Otaku Teacher, is always the first to find them!
Really...
Nothing but trash out here.
Is there really no man out there good enough for me?
Has society in general gone down so far?
"Ultimate Otaku Teacher #14 | Search"
"The Assessment Girl"
Let's hear your spirit!
Yeah!
One, two! One, two!
Fight on! Fight on!
Three weeks ago,
I got Suzune to start giving me cash instead of packed lunches.
Now I've finally saved enough money by skipping lunches and surviving on water...
With this cash, plus today's lunch money,
I finally have enough money for Battle World 3!
Hey, what's going on?!
"Student Council"
Like I said, your club budget is 3,000 yen.
I don't understand!
How can you slash the Muscle Adventure Club budget by 90%?!
It's obvious to me, that's the right price.
For your reference, your personal price is 650 yen.
Wh-What?!
Can I help the next person?
You arrogant little...
Kuramochi, aren't you overdoing it?
We can't throw the school's precious money in the dumpster, now can we, Miss Flat-Chest?
F-Flat...?!
"Student Council Head"
Hey, Irregular Twin-tails!
J-Junichiro Kagami...
Who is she?
Her name is Madoka Kuramochi.
--She can instantly assess the price of anything just by looking at it, even people. --Hockey team, 74,200 yen!
--She can instantly assess the price of anything just by looking at it, even people. --Captain's personal price is 18,500 yen!
Assess the price of a person...?
Her skills have proven very useful for the student council.
She's only in her first year, but she's our full-time accountant.
--Whatever budget she places on a club has never been put to waste. --Next? Which club?
She's supposed to take over the family business in the future.
What kind of overloaded video game character setting is that?
I hear she has her own set of issues too.
By the way, Junichiro Kagami, what are you doing here at this hour?!
I was looking for someone who could buy me lunch.
What?!
You're a teacher! You can't make a student buy you lunch!
I won't allow it, Junichiro Kagami!
Huh? W-Wait!
K-Kagami?
What kind of teacher are you?!
Buy your own lunches!
--Wait, no! --So that's... Junichiro Kagami.
Hooray!
Fifteen days of lunch money!
Oh how I love buying games with my own money!
"Akihabara Flea Market"
Oh look, a flea market.
Maybe I'll pick something up with this spare change...
"Second-hand figurines from 300 yen"
Hey mister! I'll take this Sergeant Saunders!
The Close Combat Mode figurine for 500 yen is a steal!
You got it.
Wait a sec!
Can I see this?
Hey, you're the student council...
Oh, how cute...
But don't you think it's a bit overpriced?
What are you talking about? That's a limited edition...
Here.
Oh, how unscrupulous!
Mister, she looks pretty bad under her clothes, no?
I didn't notice...
Hey, thanks.
I almost bought a damaged one.
You got me a great discount too.
My pleasure.
Actually, you deserve a token of gratitude.
Really? Well, today happens to be my 16th birthday.
Seriously? You can take anything from what I have now, then.
In that case, I want you.
Huh? Don't be an idiot. I'm going home.
You're not going anywhere!
I told you, you're not leaving!
Nobody catches me in Akihabara!
You're not getting away!
Just you wait!
No can do!
Finally lost her.
What a persistent girl.
I wonder what she's thinking...
Hey, Madoka Kuramochi!
Stop right there.
"Adventure Club"
Are you listening?
That's...
How dare you slash the Muscle Adventure Club's funding.
You deserve a stiff lesson.
Oh, I get it!
Anyone who does this type of thing deserves a low price.
Glad to see my assessment is as accurate as ever.
You arrogant little rookie!
Take this!
Wh-Who are you?!
Mitsuki! Mitsuki-chan!
Where art thou?!
Wh-What in the...
We saw a tweet that said the famous cosplayer Mitsuki
is doing a surprise photo session here!
Do you know about it?!
How should I... Huh?
They're gone.
Putting that tip out online makes camera-otaku appear within 3 minutes.
They have shark-like senses for this.
Close call though.
You saved me, you really are my...
My Battle World 3 is in pieces!
Is it worth crying over...?
What?!
This game is by KMC, the fastest-growing video game company in Japan!
They are the only Japanese company to have significance in the FPS genre,
which is otherwise dominated by overseas developers!
It was totally worth skipping lunch for fifteen days...
Oh, fine. Here!
This... This is a new copy of Battle World 3!
How did you...
My family makes this game.
What?!
Your "family business" is KMC?!
I told you, I turned 16 today.
My family has a rule. When the child reaches 16,
he or she must find a partner, who will support the company together.
I've heard so much about you!
When I saw you for the first time, it hit me.
You are the only one for me.
If we get together, we can do crazy things!
Filling this entire town with our games would be easy!
So...
Will you take me, Mr. Kagami?
You don't know anything about me.
Saying that to someone you don't know well is a sure-fire way to get to the bad ending.
Besides, your company is in the Hills area, right?
That super-stylish area would suffocate me in 30 seconds.
See ya.
We saw it coming, the winner is Hell Gates!
Yet again he overpowers his opponents for the third straight championship win!
I see.
It seems I have no choice but to go.
We leave immediately!
Prep the jet before I arrive.
Yes, sir.
Just you wait.
Coming!
Huh? What's this?
Big bro! Big bro! Get over here!
Geez, what is it... Huh?
What is this?!
Hello!
This is your free trial service, making a delivery!
I wanted you to know more about me,
so I'm here to spend the night.
Hey, you, back off...
Again, big bro? Remember last week?
I sense danger may be near...
Big bro! Who is she?!
What on earth is going on?!
"Free Sample"
Well, um...
I'm going to marry Mr. Kagami,
and we're going to make the biggest video game company in the world!
What?! What are you...
And then, we're gonna make 11 kids.
Namba Osaka will be entirely played by our kids.
Then they'll be featured in a soccer game to show the world!
Hey! Hey!
Um... Miss Suzune, I can explain...
So as a first step, I'm sleeping over!
What the, hey, stop!
I guess that's okay, for one night.
Huh...?
I don't know where she got the crazy idea,
but she'll see reality and snap out of it.
You'll sleep in my room though,
and you have to follow my rules.
Of course.
I respect anything my future sister-in-law has to say.
Leave all of the housekeeping for today to me!
Okay...
Let's see what you've got!
"She thinks like a sister-in-law"
Can she really do everything by herself?
I don't mind. She offered, I accepted. I am truly grateful.
"Used by professional softball players!" "Muscle Loosening Machine"
Suzune...
Dinner's ready!
For the young athlete sister,
I cooked up a high-protein low-fat full course.
For Mr. Kagami the anime otaku,
I made a full meal out of foods seen in various shows!
Wow, manga meat!
That's the spaghetti from Cagli Castle,
and the toast from Sky Castle!
Well, taste matters more than looks...?!
This is incredible! How did you...
Here you are, Mr. Kagami! Open up!
The cheese toast from the Alps!
"Hand-made Soba"
Delicious!
And stretchy, like in the anime!
Here, try this too!
Delicious!
Do you like my cooking, Mr. Kagami?
No doubt! Totally!
Then can you sign this?
Huh? Sign?
"Marriage notice"
What is this?!
Oh, don't be coy.
I came to stay over today so that you can assess my value.
Then we can officially get married.
Scary!
But I'm honestly impressed.
You're younger than me, but you cook much better than me.
Also, the room is perfectly clean all of a sudden.
Your housekeeping skills are incredible.
Oh, it's nothing, my family trained me hard for various reasons.
By the way, the bath is ready too.
Uh, yeah...
--Huh? What is it?! --You're coming with me!
What's this all about?!
While he's in the bath, you stay put here.
That's a direct order!
I'll stand watch here.
Okay then.
I wonder what Money Girl is thinking?
Just because you like someone, do you suddenly show up at his house?
It's also strange how the daughter of a video game company
had to be trained in pro-level cooking and housekeeping skills.
Something's not right.
Here, Mr. Kagami, let me wash your back.
How did you get in here?!
How? I just jumped off of the balcony
and into the bathroom.
She locked the door to her room!
What kind of master thief are you?!
You have to know more about me, while I'm here.
Unbelievable.
I'm totally on sale now.
What do you think?
Tell me one thing.
Why are you in such a rush?
Huh? What do you mean?
Your assessment--the ability to observe people and objects--is truly incredible.
You have a complete understanding of my tastes too.
But then, you should already know that this approach won't work on me.
My dream,
is to be with someone I really love,
and to make a game together with him,
and show it off to the world.
I just want to do everything I can to achieve that.
Then why...
Why choose someone like...
Hey, I hear voices from...
Repent!
Why me...?
Though I guess living a cliché isn't bad...
"Suzune's room" "Open and Die!"
No more funny plays, go to sleep!
Come on, just because you love your brother doesn't mean you have to be so obsessive.
L-Love?! That's not love!
But on your desk...
Is it normal for a high school girl to have that photo in such a visible place?
Not that I don't understand your feelings...
It's almost like he can see right through me. He's incredible.
He's not normal, that's for sure.
He would always find out what my problems are,
and stick his head in before I even ask.
I've been bothered all my life.
He really cares about you, I think.
Huh?
Pricelessness is the word. I'm jealous.
What do you mean?
Nothing...
It's nothing.
Don't worry about it.
Alright, I have access.
I just want to do everything I can to achieve that.
What was she talking about?
Not this...
Not this either.
"Hostile takeover" "No possible defense" "Substantial"
This must be it.
"Tokyo Treasure Land"
Hey, check that out!
He's trying to finish Bio Bazaar with just a knife!
He hasn't used a gun at all!
Is that even possible?
He's even playing on Kill-Mode, the highest difficulty setting!
Look! It's almost like he knows where the enemies are
before they appear on the screen!
Come on! Look! Who is this guy?!
Activision Frigate, the world's largest video game company...
Total corporate stock value of about 2 trillion yen...
Mr. Kagami...
I was doing some research on your company.
If they wanted to buy it,
your company, with a value of 10 billion yen, has no choice.
This is why you were in such a rush, right?
"We have very bad news. We have evidence to believe that the North American video game giant, Activision Frigate, is trying to start a hostile takeover against us."
I really can't hide anything from you, can I?
There's actually a secret condition attached to that.
In order to keep our employees,
I have to marry their CEO.
Otherwise, after the buy-out, they'll fire everyone and replace them.
This is exactly the thing my parents were preparing for
when they trained me in housework.
I don't have a choice.
You see, Mr. Kagami...
I literally have a price on my life.
I'm sorry I didn't tell you this.
I thought it might make you doubt my feelings towards you.
I was scared...
I thought I can make my dreams come true with you,
but I guess a dream is only a dream after all.
Don't act like you know it all, Money Girl.
You have no right to wrap this episode up.
Survival of a video game company,
and inter-corporate political marriage?
That's feature-film quality stuff!
And the episode hasn't even started yet!
"Next Episode | Search"
My name is Madoka Kuramochi.
I've never met anyone like Mr. Kagami before.
He is truly, very attractive.
In the next episode...
Genius programmer, Hell Gates!
What are you doing here?!
Mr. Kagami? What are you doing?
Wh-What are you trying to pull?!
Period Fifteen, "The Fiancé is a Game King."
This is serious!
But... I don't want to marry someone I don't love.